Hello future child.
As you may eventually hear from your friends at school, your father is a nerd. He has big teeth. He is allergic to everything. He wears your mom's maternity pants on accident. Let them talk. Just show them a picture of your ridiculously hot mother. They will immediately realize that your father
a) is extremely charming, and b) makes really smart investments.
I am like the guy that bought Apple stock in the 1980's, except that guy probably has more cat friends than people friends. I have people friends.
I also have your mother. Pretty soon, you will too. We win.
Stories and Letters
This Dad Blog was originally written as a collection of letters to my child, chronicling my awesomeness and warning of the chaos to come. Now that children reside in my home, it also includes essays on successes, failures, and lessons learned... and humiliating pictures... as well as rants, jokes, short stories and random videos. Read stuff!
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