Yes, my hiatus is over. My son, the tiny beast fetus that inspired this blog, is basically an adult. He is a two and a half year old, blonde-haired, politically active, conspiracy theorist with a love for purple clothes and cheeseburgers. He loves sun glasses and he thinks that fans are made of pure evil. I love him. I plan on writing about him and other things over the next few forevers, so keep in touch.