You have by now read PART ONE and PART TWO. If not, you should catch up.
While exploring your possible birthday buddies, I discovered a disturbing trend: evil. You may eventually share a birthday with famous villains like Darth Vader, Gus from Breaking Bad, Scarface, and Suge Knight. Darth Vader destroyed planet Alderaan. Suge Knight destroyed Death Row Records. Apart from several of my Dodger Bobbleheads, what are you going to destroy?