We Will Send You Stuff!
The brilliant comedian Mitch Hedberg once said, "When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away." I typically agree with Mitch, and I view mass emails in the same regard. For this reason, I only want to give out useful information, once a month, with your permission. If you sign up to receive a monthly email, we will make sure not to send you unwanted items. If we do, you can throw it away and send us back an email that says "discontinue newsletter" or "go away" and we will gladly stop sending you stuff.